PIPI TAKES YOU ON A BUS RIDE THROUGH THE CITY OF ANTWERP TO ADMIRE IT’S FINEST SIGHTS. PIPI WILL BE VERY HAPPY TO BURDEN YOU WITH A LOT OF TOTALY UNUSEFULL FACTS ABOUT THE CITY AND IT’S PAST.
Pipi (real name Pipi Von Saksen-Coburg, the bastard child of Belgium’s former king) made a fabulous re-entrance during last years Leatherpride.
She took a full bus of leathermen on a sighseeing tour throught the city of Antwerp. The audience was unanimous: this was the worst city tour they had ever been on! They learned absolutely nothing about Antwerp or it’s rich history. The entiry trip they were bothered with fake news, free cava and raunchy details of the sexual exploits of the cities inhabitants including a former mayor.
For Pipi this come back has been of tremendous importance. Ever since she got back in the spotlight invitations to royal weddings and banquets have been coming in again. She even gave Kate advice on her wedding dress and a human dog accesory. Observers have said William to obey like never before.
People who take part in this tour are however strongly advised to keep hands,feets and legs in front of them due to the aggresive nature of her dog Chanel who is responding badly to his PrEP treatment.
Seats are limited for this tour hosted by Antwerp’s most wasted royal. Reserve your seat today for a trip that you’re never likely to forget – no matter how hard you try!
PIPI AND HER LOYAL DOG CHANEL LOOK FORWARD TO HAVE YOU ON BOARD OF THEIR HYSTERICAL CITY BUS TOUR.